'Supposed' sick me!

Ok 1st off,i have no idea wat d title of means.it jst popd in2 me head.sum random ish.prolly has a lil 2 do with d post.Now 2 d post,i think i myt 'probably' b a hypochondriac.4 d ignoramuses,a hypochondriac is basically sum1 with imaginary illnesses n yeah i do have imaginary illnesses.....One time,i was combing my very full hair and a couple strands fell out(wich iz suposd 2 b a natural occurrence...or so i thnk)and one of the 1st thns that popd in2 my head was that i had gotten AIDS,being in kenya not helping matters.Another time,i was peeing way 2 much n i automatically assumd i had diabetes mellitus.I actually had 2 go 2 d hospital 2 verify that with my samples n all dat.I wunt go in2 d funny conversation that ensued between me n d doc after which he regaled me with talk about eating healthy n what-not.Im probly not suffern 4rm hypochondria,at least i got d blepharospasm(eye-twitch)one right,bt i still feel like i am because its kinda hapnin' 2 me again.Wel not 2 make d post overly superfluous...........HUMDINGER out!