Self-inflicted diseases!

Ok its been aeons i blogged so before i get into the topic proper,'amma just put down a lil recap of ish dat been goin on right quick.Ummmmmmm......I cant even remember stuff dats happened.dats d STML(Short term memory loss) kicking in again.Well the holidays started 3wks ago and has now ended.It was pretty routinal.U know like same ol same ol 'watch tons of movies and series,play video games,read a couple books,go out sometimes etc'.Its been pretty ayt albeit a tad boring sometimes,its the holidays afterall.

Anyhoo,back to the topic.I was watching the E! channel a couple days back and then they started showing some countdown about celebrity diseases or sum'n.It was like a 1-10 countdown of different diseases but the ones that got me riveted were the bulimia and anorexia cases.Both are eating disorders but anorexia could probably be an acute case of bulimia.Dictionary definitions:
Bulimia: a condition in which bouts of overeating are followed by undereating, use of laxatives, or self-induced vomiting. It is associated with depression and anxiety about putting on weight.
Anorexia:an eating disorder, marked by an extreme fear of becoming overweight, that leads to excessive dieting to the point of serious ill-health and sometimes death.

I had heard of anorexia nervosa before but i hadn't actually seen pictures of victims so i never knew how serious it was.Bulimia is usually started with binge eating.Basically,binge eating is when one over-eats and its usually within a short period of time.Bulimia then follows i.e.the individual over-eats,then forces herself to throw up or get rid of the food in any way possible.As i write this,i still do not get the rationale behind any of these.4 petes sake,has the world gone stark raving bonkers?!People who engage in this are usually very stringy.If i didnt watch the show on that day,i woulda thought it was just the hoi-polloi who engaged in such...but even the creme de la creme of society.seriously!!


Apparently this is supposed to be Lindsay Lohan when she was bulimic.Egregious!


Then there's this.Trying to allay ones fears,as regards weight-gain,by doing this is crazy,2 say d least.What guy in his right mind wants to have sex with that.Best advice 2 the lady......GET A BURGER!!OR PREFERABLY 10.


Dunt even get me started on this one.WTF?!


In other news,im really not looking forward to school but it resumes monday all the same and its highly imperative i attend on the 1st day,God-willing....probably will commence comm. service in d same week.l8az den.HUMDINGER out!

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Happenings!

Been meaning to blog for a bit now but kept postponing until now.Im lethargic when it comes to things like this.To start off,this has been an absolutely horrible year for me....one of the worst year starters as far as i can remember and it really doesnt look like getting better any time soon.It started off somewhat ayt but its getting worse.4 d 1st tym in a long time,i just cant read,ok i was never d reading person,bt its way worse dis year.I virtually wait till hours before exams before i start reading.4 me 2 write about it,it really is that bad.I did horrible in most of my mid-sems,as evidenced by my scores which i obviously won't talk about.I aced some of 'em tho(i still got genius IQ).Seriously nothing good has happened to me.My new phone(7wks old)was stolen a week ago probably partly due to my carelessness,im still so pissed when i think about it.Actually the last phone i bought with my money was also stolen.....talk about an interminable supply of badluck.I should probably start buying all them cheap-ass phones.I was also given a quit notice some time back,even tho it was later repealed.Cant begin to remember the other stuff thats been happening to me since the turn of the year.Annus horribilis!!Too early 2 say....ya think!.Weird ish has happened as well.In 1 of my classes,some girl wrote 'i love you' on a small sheet of paper and gave it to someone to give to me,while i was completely riveted by the funny lecture.Suffice it 2 say,i was gobsmacked...somewhat.I say 'somewhat' because i had actually heard of loadsa cases where girls love after seeing the guy just once.Things that happen in kenya.Seriously!!!how do you LOVE someone u barely know.dats ludicrous,2 say d least.I actually wrote back and told her love doesn't come that easy and she replied back,we kept doing the back and forth thing until i said we should talk after class.Well after class,i just couldn't talk about it and i guess she was probably shy or embarrassed to confront me about it.Well it never woulda worked anyways cos i do have girls i 'major-crush' on and she was far from being one of them.I really need to bone up on women/girl psychology i.e to simply know how girls think.I will document my findings and maybe post a lil on here.

In other news,SAC elections are going on in school.I should have entered.I know i have a history of winning positions i enter,even if 'twas a prefect post in high school.lol.and b4 i 4get,my great team ManU won again.G2g bask in the euphoric victory.FORZA MANU!!!

'Supposed' sick me!

Ok 1st off,i have no idea wat d title of means.it jst popd in2 me head.sum random ish.prolly has a lil 2 do with d post.Now 2 d post,i think i myt 'probably' b a hypochondriac.4 d ignoramuses,a hypochondriac is basically sum1 with imaginary illnesses n yeah i do have imaginary illnesses.....One time,i was combing my very full hair and a couple strands fell out(wich iz suposd 2 b a natural occurrence...or so i thnk)and one of the 1st thns that popd in2 my head was that i had gotten AIDS,being in kenya not helping matters.Another time,i was peeing way 2 much n i automatically assumd i had diabetes mellitus.I actually had 2 go 2 d hospital 2 verify that with my samples n all dat.I wunt go in2 d funny conversation that ensued between me n d doc after which he regaled me with talk about eating healthy n what-not.Im probly not suffern 4rm hypochondria,at least i got d blepharospasm(eye-twitch)one right,bt i still feel like i am because its kinda hapnin' 2 me again.Wel not 2 make d post overly superfluous...........HUMDINGER out!

Deadly flu!

Wow!cant believe it took sum crazy-ass flu n a boring sleepless night 2 get me blogging again.actuali tot i wasnt gonna blog again,like ever...nt like any1's gona give a sparrow's fart snce iv told like zero ppl about dis blog.As a matter of fact,1of ma major reasons 4 opening dis blog was jst so i cud read oda ppl's blogs n smtyms comment on em.who does that?...go figure.well back 2 d topic @hand,bin having sum stupid ailments lately.nw its d CRAZY-ASS flu!!!as if d blepharospasm wasnt enough.ma nostrils r blocked,ma throat's d '79yr old guy' kinda sore n i hv a throbbing headache n by throbbing,i mean throbbing!!flu dusnt come much worse dan dis.iz dis wat near-sickness feels like.4gv mi ignorance,hvnt bin sick in more dan 3yrs,actuali since i came 2 kenya.dere must be sum'n about d weather.well heres 2 hoping n praying the flu(im actuali lifting up my phlegm-filled hanky snce derz no cocktail glass arnd)lets up b4 2mao......blimey!i almost 4got,its vals day.happy vals day ppl.treat ur partners right.shd b doin overdue assignments all day so dint bother askn any1.

In other news,sherlock holmes n Avatar kicked sum major ass.wish i coulda seen d latter in 3D.well,as bugs bunny wud say,'dats all,folks'.its almost 5:20am.Off 2 sleep with zune in mi ears listening 2 sum blissful music.ciao!

Its the Holidays again!!!n other stuff...

Ummmm.ok i actuali dunno if i should be excited or wat cuz holidays 4 me are usually very boring by other people's standards tho i enjoy 'em...somewhat.wat can i say?im a deadhead.Well its been going smoothly so far.Iv bin inundated or so i think...Ok truth is i lollygag almost everyday which is really pathetic but there is nothing else to do besides watching TV,playing video games,eating,sleeping,pooping and quibbling with the lads.The ataraxic atmosphere feels really good too and btw,this country is beginning to suck(still not as much as Nigeria tho).There's been a drought for about 2months.Apparently sum goofballs went and cut off sum major forest trees hence the lack of rain.Now therez water and light rationing and food will soon be a problem.This things should be able to be forseen for pete's sake.Hopefully it dusnt get to that.Well dats dat 4 dat.

In other news,graduation is tomorrow.Some of 'em 9ja pipz r graduating.Gotta admit,i totally envy 'em.

School still SUCKS bt...

'cant believe im sayn dis but i miss school.I kinda took a semester break,reasons being 2 complicated 2 talk about.At d beginin of d sem,i figured WTH,im gon b fine but barely 2months later n here i am.Sumtyms,i fil lyk ma knowledge is going in2 a momentary relapse.i miss al 'em lecturers,worrisome securitymen(somewhat),nt 4getn d bodacious booties.nyways mi panacea'z i stil gat loadsa series,movies,books n japanese anime dt'll last til sem end...