'Supposed' sick me!

Ok 1st off,i have no idea wat d title of means.it jst popd in2 me head.sum random ish.prolly has a lil 2 do with d post.Now 2 d post,i think i myt 'probably' b a hypochondriac.4 d ignoramuses,a hypochondriac is basically sum1 with imaginary illnesses n yeah i do have imaginary illnesses.....One time,i was combing my very full hair and a couple strands fell out(wich iz suposd 2 b a natural occurrence...or so i thnk)and one of the 1st thns that popd in2 my head was that i had gotten AIDS,being in kenya not helping matters.Another time,i was peeing way 2 much n i automatically assumd i had diabetes mellitus.I actually had 2 go 2 d hospital 2 verify that with my samples n all dat.I wunt go in2 d funny conversation that ensued between me n d doc after which he regaled me with talk about eating healthy n what-not.Im probly not suffern 4rm hypochondria,at least i got d blepharospasm(eye-twitch)one right,bt i still feel like i am because its kinda hapnin' 2 me again.Wel not 2 make d post overly superfluous...........HUMDINGER out!

Deadly flu!

Wow!cant believe it took sum crazy-ass flu n a boring sleepless night 2 get me blogging again.actuali tot i wasnt gonna blog again,like ever...nt like any1's gona give a sparrow's fart snce iv told like zero ppl about dis blog.As a matter of fact,1of ma major reasons 4 opening dis blog was jst so i cud read oda ppl's blogs n smtyms comment on em.who does that?...go figure.well back 2 d topic @hand,bin having sum stupid ailments lately.nw its d CRAZY-ASS flu!!!as if d blepharospasm wasnt enough.ma nostrils r blocked,ma throat's d '79yr old guy' kinda sore n i hv a throbbing headache n by throbbing,i mean throbbing!!flu dusnt come much worse dan dis.iz dis wat near-sickness feels like.4gv mi ignorance,hvnt bin sick in more dan 3yrs,actuali since i came 2 kenya.dere must be sum'n about d weather.well heres 2 hoping n praying the flu(im actuali lifting up my phlegm-filled hanky snce derz no cocktail glass arnd)lets up b4 2mao......blimey!i almost 4got,its vals day.happy vals day ppl.treat ur partners right.shd b doin overdue assignments all day so dint bother askn any1.

In other news,sherlock holmes n Avatar kicked sum major ass.wish i coulda seen d latter in 3D.well,as bugs bunny wud say,'dats all,folks'.its almost 5:20am.Off 2 sleep with zune in mi ears listening 2 sum blissful music.ciao!